I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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