So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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