You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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