Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I agree and I would be an awesome dog