I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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