I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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