Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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