You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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