wat bout pragnant strippers??
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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