How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Randomize