Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Dick very happy bro
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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