Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.