fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.