Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
another moral hangover. fuck.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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