Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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