There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Shame - the story of my life.
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