non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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