If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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