Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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