It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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