Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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