i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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