I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
