Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Your cock deserves a montage
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
