The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
