he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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