If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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