ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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