I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
