So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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