She said her name was "party"
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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