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so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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