so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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