I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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