allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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