He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Randomize
