How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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