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Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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