brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she woke up with a sticky ear
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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