FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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