I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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