You surviving the open bar?
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well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
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I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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