is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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