your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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