Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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