it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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