I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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