I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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