it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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