you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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