roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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