Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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