I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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