addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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