chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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