omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you win again, gameday.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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