Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
