Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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