What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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