I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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