He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
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