i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Shame - the story of my life.
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